i'm white and i like buttsex

Not ur avg pot smoker

pantsareunwelcome:

Britney tackles the major concerns of tomorrow.

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archangelgaybriel:

mikerotone:

cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge:

when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP

it will say VIP

That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you

yeah the throne

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jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

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egobus:

• makes post
• waits 2 seconds 
• no notes 
• deletes post 
• packs bags 
• leaves home 
• builds new life in woods
• lives with shame forever  
• lots of shame 
• like 6 shame 

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narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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ebuddies:

call my dick gatsby bc its great 

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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extreme makeover: home edition